I am sure that everyone has at one point or the other, have to deal with some joker who has a mediocre dead-end job that thinks he is above everyone else... i.e. a security guard.
Firstly, you most definitely for either health or academic reasons cannot get a job as a proper police officer... so it is obvious you had to settle for second fiddle. For some who obviously do not know the proper job description... it entails you to protect property, assets, or people. YOU ARE NOT PAID TO ENFORCE RULES AND REGULATIONS (simply because YOU ARE JUST A SECURITY GUARD).
But sadly, some people when given some form of authority, find the need to flex their muscle because their lives are that insignificant. I had to deal with one this week. For over 3 years, I have been going to work, showing my ID card to the relevant security office at the door and going about my business. However, this week... one particular idiot upon checking my photo ID, asked me to remove my glasses (as my photo was without glasses). LIKE AS IF I LOOK THAT MUCH DIFFERENT WITH OR WITHOUT GLASSES? For fuck's sake... do I like like a master of disguises to you? I wonder if I will be refused entry if I actually changed my hair style.
Anyway, I commented... "You're the first in all these years."
"HELLO!!! I'm only doing my job."
"HELLO? You don't try to be funny, ok? You're not getting extra pay for your enthusiasm."
Back in the army, my company sergeant major always had this "advice" for us, "just do what you're asked to do and don't try to act smart!"
Which is something some people ought to adhere. Before you stick your neck out, ask yourself if by doing so, you are going get some form of monetary reward or job promotion... or end up given the middle finger behind your back. Remember, by "acting smart", you may in the process also piss off your colleagues for "spoiling market". Nobody likes a smart ass.
Meanwhile, back in America...
To put it across as bluntly as I can... you are just a "jaga" in a business suit. You are not the law and you are certainly not above me. You are just that little cheap rug that I need to clean my shoes on before I enter any premises. So for fuck sake, behave like one and curb your enthusiam!




